Sir, Butler and Boy ~ Double Entry Bookkeeping ~ Page 3
I could tell you what victorians used for lube but it’s kinda gross so let’s just say it’s a magical ointment made from an ancient recipe and all organic ingredients.
The Butler is abiding by the ‘no more than four fingers’ rule which has to be the standard in UK porn now due to our weird obscenity laws. But then someone’s four fingers is the equivalent of another’s entire hand (depending on if you have massive yaoi hands or tiny uke digits) so clearly we should just keep a ruler on hand at all times to standardise what porn is considered obscene or not.
Gay Buttlers- now officially not obscene, by legal definition.