Now we all knew that John was a sadist, but I think it’s easy to forget that sadism isn’t just about pain. Sometimes it’s about torturing a boy between your thighs.

In festive news I’m doing a minority monster mini plush give away on FacebookTumblr or Twitter to enter a prize draw on the 25th! You can also buy a copy of the minority monster book in the store and get a free bisexual unicorn or asexual succubus- though be quick, I’ve only got 7 of each left!