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Reverend Tumbles the Pansexual Satyress
It was a bright and muggy day in Letter-Soup Land, and Fred Aura, our daring explorer, was wandering the edge of the Flamboyant Forest for more Minority Monsters he hadn’t yet met.
Suddenly he stumbled upon a sign.
The bonding of Gary the Griffin & Hank the Heteroflexible Hippogriff
“Oh hey- a wedding!” Frank cried with delight.
He’d arrived at the best part too, the Reverend (a Satyr woman with dark fur, wearing a gown embellished with silver pan embroidery and a large mitre covered with grape bunches) was just about to read the last words.
“I now pronounce you Hippogriff and Griffin.” She said in a authoritative bleat. “You may now screech into the sky.”
The delighted grooms threw their heads into the air and shrieked out an ear slipping ‘SKREEEEE’, matching bowties and razor sharp beaks glinting in the afternoon sun. Then with an effortless woosh of powerful eagle wings they took off to the distant mountains, a lion and horse bottom bobbing together as a beautiful symbol of racial harmony.
“Fly free little love birds!” The Reverend cried, rolling her scroll up as she waved.
Fred watched in awe as the newly named Mr and Mr Griff became nothing but silhouettes, but not before beginning their honeymoon early by humping mid-flight, their eager caws of delight filling the Flamboyant Forest. Speechless he began to clap, as nothing else summed up the majesty of the moment.
He turned to see the Reverend standing next to him, wiping away a tear of joy at a job well done.
“So beautiful.” She whispered.